[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

Comments

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

No...Santa's just a marketing icon...parents get their kids christmas presents and say Santa brought them.

[70ftandcounting]

That's exactly what he wants you to think! Please don't be fooled!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Its not just...uh...look, parents wanted a reason to try to get their kids to behave, so they started saying Santa only gave toys to good kids. He doesn't exist, as a good guy or a bad guy.

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[idkmybffcyclops]

[wat]

...Who told you that?

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[70ftandcounting]

Logan, you have to listen to me, please! Don't let Santa anywhere near you.

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[idkmybffcyclops]

Baby girl, Santa ain't real.

[audio] rofl the tag

[likesfootnotes]

Remember that there will be a dozen non-believers for everyone that knows the truth. Don't be swayed by their nay-saying!

[audio] 8D

[70ftandcounting]

I won't! I promise! I wont be swayed!

[audio] 8D

[likesfootnotes]

Should there be any particularly strong voices of doubt, let me know and I will join you in this crusade against Santa.

[Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas hesitates before speaking. He's not entirely sure if she'll want to speak to him for snapping at her.]

If you haven't seen him I'll do some looking for him.

[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

[There is a noticeable pause here Kevas.]

If...if you could...I'd really like that.

[Tiny voice, like she's afraid he's going to blow up on her again.]

[Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he figured she wouldn't want to talk to him.]

Sure. He can't be too hard to find.

[There's a pause.]

I'm...I'm sorry Sunshine.

[Audio]

[lightwithin]

... What?

[Audio]

[70ftandcounting]

Kairi, you have to be careful, okay? He's a horrible man!

[Audio]

[lightwithin]

Rapunzel, that doesn't sound right...

A friend of mine met Santa.

[If Santa was bad, Sora would know.

Wouldn't he?

Maybe... He wouldn't. Sora was kind of dense.]

[Video]

[mister10below]

[...uh, what?]

Is that what Santa's like in your world, or did someone here tell you about that?

[Video]

[70ftandcounting]

I...I had never heard of Santa before here...

But Bobby, you need to be careful. Okay?

[Video]

[mister10below]

Trust me, Punzel, if I see Santa anywhere around here, I'm going to stay as far away from him as I can.

[Because he seriously doubts Santa Claus here would be anything good.]

But he's not like that in my world. Who told you about him?

[Audio] Late ok?

[the-brokenhorn.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[WOW. JUST WOW.]

Excuse me, Miss? I think you're mistaken. Santa's not a bad person.

[Audio] yessum!

[70ftandcounting]

He's horrible! He -- he steals children and makes them work as slaves and it's-- it's just awful.

[Audio] Thanks!

[the-brokenhorn.livejournal.com]

[Oh wow.]

I think you're mistaken. Santa doesn't do those things. He delivers presents to children who have been good on Christmas, not...why would you think that?

[trollscream.livejournal.com]

I hear he can break into rooms no matter how well locked they are.

[Honestly? He has no idea about most christmas stuff and Santa. But you're distressed about it so he will just roll with that.]

[70ftandcounting]

[aslkdfjlsdjglksdjglkdjg]

Are -- are you sure? Really?

[D: D: D:]

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Not big on commercial holidays where you're from, huh?

[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

C-commercial?

[What?]