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70ftandcountingEveryone?
Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!
I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...
[A tiny, tiny voice.]
F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.
[Please don't be gone...]
Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!
I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...
[A tiny, tiny voice.]
F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.
[Please don't be gone...]
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Date: 2011-12-14 04:57 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-14 05:07 am (UTC)[Wasn't that weird to say.]
In the place where I came from, Santa is a good man who spreads Christmas cheer and good will to men all around the world. He doesn't enslave children or do anything horrible like that.
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Date: 2011-12-14 05:54 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-14 04:17 pm (UTC)[audio] threadjack!
Date: 2011-12-17 05:30 am (UTC)[audio] threadjack!
Date: 2011-12-17 05:32 am (UTC)Pardon?
[audio] threadjack! 8D
Date: 2011-12-17 05:38 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-17 06:04 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-17 01:26 pm (UTC)Or should I outright offer to double it?
[Not that he could or would intend to pay.]
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Date: 2011-12-18 01:50 am (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-18 05:42 am (UTC)[Deadpan disbelief, he has it.]
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Date: 2011-12-18 05:10 pm (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-18 05:31 pm (UTC)[audio]
Date: 2011-12-19 12:16 am (UTC)It's not like that. Santa...Santa brings presents and joy to children. I've seen it.
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Date: 2011-12-21 05:09 am (UTC)