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[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

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...

[Stop being considerate for his well being, little girl he was trying to terrorize.]

... Perhaps. As long as I remember not to get too close to the bed. I've heard rumors that he can hide under there and grab you when you walk by. Especially at night or when it's dark.

[70ftandcounting]

[HORRIFIED GASP.]

Oh no! That's terrible! You have to try and get someone to stay with you, okay?

[PLEASE STAY SAFE;.;]

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[Well this whole terrorize you thing isn't going exactly as planned.]

... I think I'll be fine.

But you? What are you going to do?

[FEIGN CONCERN]