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[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

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[70ftandcounting]

[HORRIFIED GASP.]

Oh no! That's terrible! You have to try and get someone to stay with you, okay?

[PLEASE STAY SAFE;.;]

[trollscream.livejournal.com]

[Well this whole terrorize you thing isn't going exactly as planned.]

... I think I'll be fine.

But you? What are you going to do?

[FEIGN CONCERN]