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[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

Comments

[70ftandcounting]

He does exist! People have seen him.

I need a face plam icon

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

People dress up like him to spread 'holiday cheer.'

poor guy

[70ftandcounting]

No - see, you're just being deceived! This is...this is really bad. HE'segoing to come and kidnap people and do horrible things to us all! You've got to be careful!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

*Guh, okay, one thing at a time here.*

Calm down, okay, even if you're right he can't get to us here. There are too many strong people here who don't want anything bad to happen to anybody.

[70ftandcounting]

But...he won't stop trying! There's so few of us here -- [apparently? seems like a lot to her] that there's a short supply!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

You really think the guy in charge of this place would bring us all here just to let someone else take us away from him?

[70ftandcounting]

What -- what if Santa has even more power than Lord Deior? We have to be careful, just in case.

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Santa doesn't make universes, though, only toys. I promise you he won't get to you.

[70ftandcounting]

But what if that's what he wants you to think?

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

But what if he wants us to think he's more powerful than he really is, so we'll be paralized with fear?

[70ftandcounting]

[...Oh God.]

But...

Shouldn't...we be safe, rather than sorry?

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

But panicking isn't being safe, its leaving yourself vulnerable. You have to calm down and think it all through, then you'll figure out what you need to do to be safe.

[70ftandcounting]

Well...what do you think we should do to protect ourselves?

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Well, you should probably stay with friends or people you trust. That way you can protect and help each other.

*...wtf would ward off SANTA?*

lol

[70ftandcounting]

Oh! That's...that's a wonderful idea!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

My parents told me that things like clovers and horse shoes and feathers can ward of evil. Maybe you could get something like that and keep it with you.

[70ftandcounting]

Oh! What a wonderful idea! Will you help me look?`

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

No problem. I can get you feathers pretty quickly, and the stable probably has horse shoes, but I'm not sure about clovers.

*No idea if they're allowed to take horse shoes either, but...that doesn't seem that important right now.*

[70ftandcounting]

Okay...I'll see if I can find some for both of us! Want to meet somewhere in the middle?

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Are you in the barracks right now? We could meet somewhere in them, since I am.

[70ftandcounting]

I am, yes!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

You want to meet by the exit? Um, the one on the green's side?

[70ftandcounting]

Okay! I'll be there in just a moment!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm Jacob, by the way.

*And he shall be hanging out inside, near the exit, and preening a wing.*

[70ftandcounting]

Oh! I'm so sorry - I'm Rapunzel! It's nice to meet you.

[Heading that way! And...what on earth...]