[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

Comments

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

No...Santa's just a marketing icon...parents get their kids christmas presents and say Santa brought them.

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[idkmybffcyclops]

[wat]

...Who told you that?

[audio] rofl the tag

[likesfootnotes]

Remember that there will be a dozen non-believers for everyone that knows the truth. Don't be swayed by their nay-saying!

[70ftandcounting]

That's exactly what he wants you to think! Please don't be fooled!

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[70ftandcounting]

Logan, you have to listen to me, please! Don't let Santa anywhere near you.

[audio] 8D

[70ftandcounting]

I won't! I promise! I wont be swayed!

[audio] 8D

[likesfootnotes]

Should there be any particularly strong voices of doubt, let me know and I will join you in this crusade against Santa.

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

Its not just...uh...look, parents wanted a reason to try to get their kids to behave, so they started saying Santa only gave toys to good kids. He doesn't exist, as a good guy or a bad guy.

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[idkmybffcyclops]

Baby girl, Santa ain't real.

[70ftandcounting]

He does exist! People have seen him.

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[70ftandcounting]

That's what he wants you to think! He wants you to think he's fake, so that he can come in the night! He's evil! The worst kind of thug or ruffian ever!

[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

Oh, thank you, so much! I'm doing just like you said - spreading the word! People deserve to know.

I need a face plam icon

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

People dress up like him to spread 'holiday cheer.'

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[idkmybffcyclops]

[What...]

Rapunzel, who told you this?

poor guy

[70ftandcounting]

No - see, you're just being deceived! This is...this is really bad. HE'segoing to come and kidnap people and do horrible things to us all! You've got to be careful!

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[70ftandcounting]

[LOGAN YOU ARE NOT LISTENING]

Logan, please - promise me you'll be careful and stay away from him!

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

*Guh, okay, one thing at a time here.*

Calm down, okay, even if you're right he can't get to us here. There are too many strong people here who don't want anything bad to happen to anybody.

[70ftandcounting]

But...he won't stop trying! There's so few of us here -- [apparently? seems like a lot to her] that there's a short supply!

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[idkmybffcyclops]

I can take care of myself.

[icnfly.livejournal.com]

You really think the guy in charge of this place would bring us all here just to let someone else take us away from him?

[audio]

[likesfootnotes]

I wouldn't normally agree, but this is a grave matter. Even the commoner's should be forewarned.

[Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas hesitates before speaking. He's not entirely sure if she'll want to speak to him for snapping at her.]

If you haven't seen him I'll do some looking for him.

[Audio]

[lightwithin]

... What?

[Video]

[mister10below]

[...uh, what?]

Is that what Santa's like in your world, or did someone here tell you about that?

[Audio] Late ok?

[the-brokenhorn.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[WOW. JUST WOW.]

Excuse me, Miss? I think you're mistaken. Santa's not a bad person.