[voice]

[70ftandcounting]

Since...my hair is gone, Kloe mentioned teaching me some First Aid...I was wondering if there's more people out there that can help me with that, too.

Kloe...do you think maybe we could start tonight?

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[yolonceler]

Trust me, this is more than I've smiled in, uh... a really long time.

[Sad, but true. The Once-ler backs out of her room, hugging the cover to his chest. He might never let it go. Is that pathetic? That's pathetic. Just a little.]

You're... [Adorable. Generous. Perfect?] ... You're a really good, um. Friend.

[Friend. Friend is such a weird word, isn't it?]

[70ftandcounting]

[She beams at that. Really, he's rather sweet.]

So are you, Once-ler. I'm glad I met you.

[yolonceler]

[She's glad she met him? What, really? Is that a joke? I don't know, that's not something you joke about. Out of all the crazy shit the Once-ler has seen here, above the gryphon and the giant robots and the guy with the shotgun, Rapunzel's affection is the most unbelievable. Frankly, it makes him very anxious. That cigar in his room had better still be there when he gets back.]

And I you. You're probably the best person I've ever met.

[What are these words coming out of his mouth.]

Just figured you should know that.

[70ftandcounting]

[She beams, and turns a little red.]

Well. Thank you. [What is this feeling so sudden and new]

[yolonceler]

[Wow, is she blushing? Wow. Oh no now Oncie is blushing too. Oh nooo. That's un-manly. Manly men don't blush. Nooo. Stop.]

Wow I just remembered I totally have something to do, on the other side of the Keep, away from everyone else. And it's important. So, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go now. Because of that important thing.

[70ftandcounting]

[....Oooookay.]

All right. I'll see you later, then?

[So hopeful here.]

[yolonceler]

Yes, right, of course! Hey, you, me, dinner in the Great Keep?

[The Once-ler quickly grabs his pocket watch and flicks it open.]

Gosh, look at the time. Time for that important thing. Later!

[And he takes off down the hall.]

[70ftandcounting]

[...She is sort of just...staring at him. Until he flees. That's when she stumbles out into the hall after, wide eyed.]

Wait-! Tonight?!

[WHAT IS GOING ON.]

[yolonceler]

[Nonono he has to get out of there before he says something stupid or incriminating because that was already super mushy but the Once-ler doesn't do mushy and he's still blushing and dslkfjdsl.

Nevertheless, he skids to a stop and spins on his heel.]

Yes, tonight, Great Keep, you know, the place where they serve dinner?

[70ftandcounting]

Yes! Yes, I know--! Alright, tonight!

[She has no idea why he's fleeing but it really must be important to rush off like that, so she doesn't chase after him. Instead she just sort of waves helplessly, smiling after him in confusion.]