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[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

Comments

[lightwithin]

[This is silly.]

But, if you believe, he brings you presents.

[70ftandcounting]

Are you sure?

[lightwithin]

Well, that's how I remember it when I was little.

[70ftandcounting]

He's...not evil or anything?

[lightwithin]

I don't think so.

Just wait, you'll see.

[70ftandcounting]

Well...I suppose I can wait, right?

[YEAH TOO BAD SANTA IS AN OCTOPUS.]