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[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

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[the-brokenhorn.livejournal.com]

I'm...I'm just repeating what someone else told me, but where I come from he's not a bad person or anything like that.

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[likesfootnotes]

You believe everything that you hear?

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[the-brokenhorn.livejournal.com]

[He shakes his head.]

It's not like that. Santa...Santa brings presents and joy to children. I've seen it.

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[likesfootnotes]

Humans. You're always so quick to love-at-first-sight. Unless you've seen him do it twice?