[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

Comments

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Tricky ass, innit he?

[Can you hear her shrugging?]

I mean, you can believe me if you want or not, but if you don't know him any better than you know me, why put more weight on his words just 'cause they came first?

[audio]

[70ftandcounting]

I-I--

[Now she's confused.]

...

I don't know.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Well, I doubt you have to worry about it. Unless Lord D-bag kidnapped Santa you won't run into him here.

[70ftandcounting]

B-but...what if he does?

[There's already so many different people here...]

[needsnobottle]

[audio]

Cross that bridge when you get there, I guess.