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dammit bartimaeus

[audio]

Everyone?

Please be careful of this Santa person! He's a horrible, mean man that comes and kidnaps young children in the night and forces them to work in his shop like slaves! You have to refuse anything he gives you! Please!

I just -- I want everyone to be safe, it's been so awful around here...

[A tiny, tiny voice.]

F-Flynn? If you -- if you could maybe come see me...that'd be nice.

[Please don't be gone...]

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[wat]

...Who told you that?

Logan, you have to listen to me, please! Don't let Santa anywhere near you.

Baby girl, Santa ain't real.

That's what he wants you to think! He wants you to think he's fake, so that he can come in the night! He's evil! The worst kind of thug or ruffian ever!

[What...]

Rapunzel, who told you this?

[LOGAN YOU ARE NOT LISTENING]

Logan, please - promise me you'll be careful and stay away from him!

I can take care of myself.

I--I know, I just...I want you to be safe.

Nothing's gonna happen to you either, okay?

[Cause Santa isn't real. But even if he is (because you never know in this hellhole) he's not gonna bother her.]

If...if yore sure...

Do you think it's safe to sleep?

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