[voice]

[70ftandcounting]

Since...my hair is gone, Kloe mentioned teaching me some First Aid...I was wondering if there's more people out there that can help me with that, too.

Kloe...do you think maybe we could start tonight?

Comments

[70ftandcounting]

Don't worry.

[She grins.]

I have a great memory. Where do we start?

[yolonceler]

Still sorry.

[70ftandcounting]

[She can't be upset at him. He's -- her friend.]

Forgiven.

[abstinentzombie]

That's the victim.

[Kloe is pointing to a couple of pillows shoved into clothing, with a face. Painted in ink.]

They're not moving and you think they might be injured. What would you do?

[70ftandcounting]

...What is their injury?

[Squint.]

[yolonceler]

... Really?

[What, he doesn't have to buy her a pearl necklace or anything?]

[abstinentzombie]

You find that out later. First you have to make sure the area is safe and assisting them doesn't put you in danger. Understand?

[70ftandcounting]

[She nods, eyes wide.]

Yes. Of course. Then -- what?

[70ftandcounting]

Of course.

[Silly Oncie.]

i am actually not this smart

[abstinentzombie]

Okay. So you approach them. They've been stabbed in the abdomen and they're bleeding, but they're still conscious. So if you have your journal thing here, you call for help. And then you tend to them. If the injury is lengthwise, lay them on their back flat with their feet slightly raised. If it's across, on their back with the knees bent and shoulders raised.

[And then Kloe picks up her bag and pulls out a few pieces of cloth and bandages, which she hands to Rapunzel.]

Press cloth against the injury and tie it in place. Keep them as still as possible. And if organs are protruding from the injury, do not try to push them in. Understood?

[Kloe isn't used to the teaching thing.]

ffffff

[70ftandcounting]

Alright...

[She tries to take everything in as she's passed bandages.]

I think I've got it so far. [Short nod. She can do this. Totally do this.]

Re: ffffff

[abstinentzombie]

The bandages go on like this.

[She grabs one of the pillows and. Kind of awkwardly applies them. Because pillows are very squishy, but whatever.

And then she points to the other pillow.]

You try.

[70ftandcounting]

[It's really awkward, but Rapunzel manages.

Mostly. Her's look about as good as Kloe's though, and that's what is important, right?]

There.

[yolonceler]

... Well all right, then.

[Is this how real people act? They don't demand compensation when he fucks up? Weird.]

[70ftandcounting]

...Are -- you busy?

[yolonceler]

Nnnope.

[He just lit a fresh cigar, but shh, Rapunzel doesn't need to know that.]

[70ftandcounting]

[DAMMIT.]

I have something for you.

[yolonceler]

[SHH HE CAN FINISH IT LATER.]

Uh, you do?

[70ftandcounting]

[You will get her angry face.]

Yes! Where are you?

[yolonceler]

... Inmyroom but there is smoke everywhere, so maybe we can meet somewhere else.

[70ftandcounting]

...Smoke? Again?

[SIGH.]

Alright. How about mine?

[yolonceler]

Yeeeah. Again.

[CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP]

Sounds good to me. What room?

[70ftandcounting]

[Audible sigh as she gives him the number.]

[yolonceler]

[CAN'T

STOP

WON'T

STOP]

Be there in a jiffy.

[And he is there, though in more than a jiffy. Don't worry, he left his cigar back in his room. The Once-ler double-triple checks the room number. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to go to the wrong room? Really embarrassing.

Knnnock knock knock!]

[70ftandcounting]

[SHE WILL JUST HUFF DISAPPROVINGLY.]

...Once-ler?

[That was faster than she'd thought. She pulls the door open and hugs hi,.]

Hey! Come in!

[IT SMELLS LIKE SUNSHINE AND FUCKING SUGAR IN HER ROOM OKAY.]