[text] WIDE OPEN

[70ftandcounting]

[Here comes Rapunzel's pretty cursive writing across the journals. Enjoy what she thought was a private entry to Kevas, Keep.]

Kevas,

How do you know you are in love?

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WHAT THIS IS SERIOUS

[abstinentzombie]

When you have sex. Use protection.

You don't know where else his dick has been.

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[70ftandcounting]

[OMG SHE IS SO RED.]

I...I haven't ever -- I wouldn't --

CANT HAVE LITTLE RAPUNZLER BABBIES RUNNIG AROUND CAN WE

[abstinentzombie]

I'm serious. Protection. Find some.

/DEAD

[70ftandcounting]

I don't know -- what that is!

HAHAH

[abstinentzombie]

Condoms cover the penis. There are also condoms you can insert into the vagina. Dental dams are for oral sex.

[70ftandcounting]

[Silence.]

[abstinentzombie]

If he doesn't have some already you're going to have to find something. I'll help.

[70ftandcounting]

I don't...I don't...

[Even know what to say.]

[abstinentzombie]

This isn't any place to be having kids, either.

[70ftandcounting]

I...I understand.

[abstinentzombie]

...Did I freak you out?

[70ftandcounting]

Um...

A little bit. Yes.

[abstinentzombie]

[...Whoops. Awkward.]

Sorry. I just. Wanted you to be safe. That's all.

[70ftandcounting]

It's...it's okay. I'm just...not compeltely sure what you're saying...that's all...

[abstinentzombie]

I guess you need a course in sex education.

[70ftandcounting]

I...Kevas gave me a talk about it, but...I guess I didn't learn everything.

[wut r condoms]

[abstinentzombie]

I'm actually going to be shocked if this place has any decent methods of birth control or protection.

[70ftandcounting]

I...wouldn't know...

[DERP DERP WHAT?]