BACKDATED TO FATHERS DAAAAY

[70ftandcounting]

[Just after speaking with Derek...]

Kevas? Meet me by the lake!

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[drinkuntilidie]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THE JOURNAL SHOWED THAT.]

Alright, den I'mma teach how and da next fish we catch joo gonna cook.

[70ftandcounting]

[YOU SHOULD CHECK BEFORE GETTING NAKED KEVAS.]

Really?

[She brightens at that, and turns her attention back to her pole. Maybe she'd get a bite -- she'd like to learn how to cook a fish.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T LOOK WHEN HE GETS NAKED.]

Really really.

[He smirks and casts out his line again but he pays more attention to Rapunzel's line than his own, occasionally giving her tips now and then.]

[70ftandcounting]

[MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T RECORD YOURSELF LIKE A BAD PORNO]

Great!

[She's much more focused now, watching her line like a hawk and having to change her bait twice before she actually snags anything. It's not as big as Kevas's (har har), but it'll do.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DAMMIT]

Hah! Dere joo go Sunshine. Dat gonna be a nice aftah dinnah snack.

[He pats her head affectionately and throws the fish near his.]

[70ftandcounting]

[THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY]

Can we go figure out how to cook them now?

[drinkuntilidie]

[MAYBE RAPUNZEL JUST NEEDS TO STOP STARING AT EVERYTHING DANGLING BETWEEN SOMEONE'S LEGS]

Aye, if dat be watchu be wantin'.

[70ftandcounting]

[HEY YOU WERE THE ONE SWINGING IT AROUND LIKE A NERF BAT]

It is! I want to try this.

[drinkuntilidie]

[IF HE WAS SOMEONE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP WITH A BLACK EYE]

Alright den, let's head back to shore.

[Kevas grabs the oars and begins rowing back to shore.]

[70ftandcounting]

[THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY WALK IN ON IT.]

Great. [She mostly gets the poles situated, because Kevas will inevitably get them to the shore faster. She has a lot of upper body strength, but it just can't compete with her adopted daddy. No way.]

You'll have to show me how to cook them. [And clean them. Wont that be fun.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[JUST WAIT UNTIL SHE WALKS IN ON HIM AND TALIA

They reach the shore soon enough and Kevas gathers the fish along wiht his fishing pole.]

Oh I plan on showin' joo how to do everytin' Sunshine. Joo gonna cook and prepare da one joo caught.

[70ftandcounting]

[SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM NO]

Oh? That sounds like fun...

[Little does she know.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[ARE YOU SURE? SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN MORE?]

It gonna be plenty of fun.

[At least he thinks it's fun.]

[70ftandcounting]

[NO WORDS WERE ENOOOOOUGH]

Good.

[Welp, time to show her to gut a fish, right daddy-o?]

[drinkuntilidie]

[BUT HOW ELSE WILL SHE LEARN ALL THE BEST POSITIONS]

First t'ing be first. We gotta get da bits we don't want out.

[Once they hit the shore, Kevas takes the fish and the poles and heads up the bank a bit before pulling out his skinning knife. It's blunt like everything else, but with his expert skill he opens the bigger fish up without causing much of a mess.]