70ftandcounting | BACKDATED TO FATHERS DAAAAY

Dat so huh? Alright, let's see just how good joo be.

[He is the most proud right now. Lead the way Rapunzel.]

[Rapunzel grins, and scrambles into the boat, gesturing after him as the poles rest across the bench seats.]

Come on!

[When she grins so does he, and he follows her to the boat. Before he climbs inside, he pushes the boat a little further out into the water.]

So joo be knowin' how to fish joorself huh?

Yep! Kairi taught me.

[She paddles out a little bit, peering over the side as she surveys the water.]

Don't mind the octupus, if you see him. He's really not so bad.

Den I be expectin' joo to catch more fish den me when dis be ovah.

[Of course he's just teasing her.]

...Octopus?

Mhm. Octopus. I originally thought he was an evil santa that enslaved children and little elves to do his bidding -- forced labor and torture -- but now I know it's just an octopus.

[Casting her line out like this is nothing.]

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[And he's just going to stare at her for a moment. Is...is she drunk?]

Just where did jah here sometin' like dat?

Oh, you know. Here and there.

[BARTIMAEUS.]

[He might be more surprised if this wasn't the second time he's heard of this Santa guy as being an evil monster.]

Sunshine, sometimes I be t'inkin' joo have bettah stories den I do.

[With a chuckle, Kevas casts his line out and get his zen on.]

[Rapunzel just smiles at him, and is completely content to sit there and fish with her 'father', casting a line and reeling it in every so often.

It's nice. It's quiet. It's -- calming.]

[This right here is exactly what he's been needing for so long. Already he can feel the tension and stress begin to dissipate. She may be naive, but there are times where she knows just what to do.

After a few mores casts Kevas finally feels something bite.]

Here we go.

[Her eyes widen, and she leans a little, but not enough to rock the boat.]

Got something?

[Nothing has nibbled hers -- she's had her bait stolen three times already.]

I t'ink I do.

[There's no tension as he reels the fish in. His body remains relaxed and it's almost like he's moving with the fish.

Closer and closer it comes until finally Kevas pulls back on his fishing pole, jerking the fish out of the water. As it comes down Kevas snatches it out of the air before looking at Rapunzel and grinning.]

[Her eyes are wide as she watches -- that's a doozy, and while she can't really name it, she's still impressed all the same.]

Wow! He's big!

[~~THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY~~

Kevas grins and tosses the fish in the boat beside him. If this hadn't been a surprise Kevas would have brought something to put the fish in.]

Aye, dat gonna be a tasty one.

[SHE WOULD KNOW SHE'S SEEN IT.]

Should we eat it tonight?! [Holding her feet up so it doesnt' flip all over her dress.]

[~~BOW CHICKA BOW WOW?~~]

Course we gonna eat it tonight. It'd be a waste not to.

[And he'll show her how he roasts up a fish over a campfire.]

((ooc: Totally cool if you want to drop this. I am so sorry I missed this tag for so long.))

[KEVAS YOU SCARRED HER FOR LIFE. LIFE!!!]

Bet it'll be delicious. I didn't eat much fish back home. Just nuts and things like that...

[Wow that sounds bad.]

Not that I didn't ever have it, we just ate..foresty things.

[HEY HE HAD TO GIVE HER THE TALK. THAT WASN'T FUN EITHER.]

Joo gonna love it. Ain't much bettah den a fire roasted fish.

[Don't worry, he won't comment on her love of nuts.]

Well now it be time to eat some fishy t'ings.

[YOU DESERVED THAT PUNISHMENT.]

Mmm, it sounds wonderful. Should we use the bonfire?

[HOW WAS THAT HIS FAULT!?]

Depends, joo be knowin' how to make joor own fiah?

[BECAUSE YOU WERE WAGGING YOUR PEEPEE ON A PUBLIC CHANNEL.]

...Um...no. I -- didn't...cook it much. Mo-- Gothel did that. [She can bake bread, make the best Hazelnut soup you ever tasted, pastries galore, and even a few other tasty vegetarian dishes, but...

Mother handled the meat. Too many questions came when she was young about where it came from, especially fish.]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THE JOURNAL SHOWED THAT.]

Alright, den I'mma teach how and da next fish we catch joo gonna cook.

[YOU SHOULD CHECK BEFORE GETTING NAKED KEVAS.]

Really?

[She brightens at that, and turns her attention back to her pole. Maybe she'd get a bite -- she'd like to learn how to cook a fish.]

[MAYBE SHE SHOULDN'T LOOK WHEN HE GETS NAKED.]

Really really.

[He smirks and casts out his line again but he pays more attention to Rapunzel's line than his own, occasionally giving her tips now and then.]

[MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T RECORD YOURSELF LIKE A BAD PORNO]

Great!

[She's much more focused now, watching her line like a hawk and having to change her bait twice before she actually snags anything. It's not as big as Kevas's (har har), but it'll do.]

[IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DAMMIT]

Hah! Dere joo go Sunshine. Dat gonna be a nice aftah dinnah snack.

[He pats her head affectionately and throws the fish near his.]

[THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY]

Can we go figure out how to cook them now?

[MAYBE RAPUNZEL JUST NEEDS TO STOP STARING AT EVERYTHING DANGLING BETWEEN SOMEONE'S LEGS]

Aye, if dat be watchu be wantin'.

[HEY YOU WERE THE ONE SWINGING IT AROUND LIKE A NERF BAT]

It is! I want to try this.

[IF HE WAS SOMEONE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP WITH A BLACK EYE]

Alright den, let's head back to shore.

[Kevas grabs the oars and begins rowing back to shore.]

[THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY WALK IN ON IT.]

Great. [She mostly gets the poles situated, because Kevas will inevitably get them to the shore faster. She has a lot of upper body strength, but it just can't compete with her adopted daddy. No way.]

You'll have to show me how to cook them. [And clean them. Wont that be fun.]

[JUST WAIT UNTIL SHE WALKS IN ON HIM AND TALIA

They reach the shore soon enough and Kevas gathers the fish along wiht his fishing pole.]

Oh I plan on showin' joo how to do everytin' Sunshine. Joo gonna cook and prepare da one joo caught.

[SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM NO]

Oh? That sounds like fun...

[Little does she know.]

[ARE YOU SURE? SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN MORE?]

It gonna be plenty of fun.

[At least he thinks it's fun.]

[NO WORDS WERE ENOOOOOUGH]

Good.

[Welp, time to show her to gut a fish, right daddy-o?]

[BUT HOW ELSE WILL SHE LEARN ALL THE BEST POSITIONS]

First t'ing be first. We gotta get da bits we don't want out.

[Once they hit the shore, Kevas takes the fish and the poles and heads up the bank a bit before pulling out his skinning knife. It's blunt like everything else, but with his expert skill he opens the bigger fish up without causing much of a mess.]

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