[voice]

[70ftandcounting]

[Her post starts out brightly cheerful.]

Good evening everyone! There's someone I want you all to meet, alright? He's really nice, and he needs friends. He's a little shy, but don't be afraid to come up to him, alright?

His name is Kid, and he's got really light hair -- white, even! -- and he looks really young, but I think he's older than me, maybe!

[A pause.]

Um.

Kevas?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

hone2tly, iit all 2eem2 the 2ame two you human2 2ometiimes.

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[70ftandcounting]

It is not!

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

ye2 iit ii2, 2ome of you people want two be everyone's moiiraiil or au2piice, iit doe2n't work that way.

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[70ftandcounting]

I don't want to be anything! I just want him to have friends and be happy!

[SOLLUX WHY SO MEAN]

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

exactly.

*Sorry, Punzel, that still sounds like one of the weird forms of troll romance to him.*

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VOICE

[70ftandcounting]

Wh-what?

right'o :3 mine are still text

[thii2ii22tupiid]

exactly. you're tryiing two be hii2 moiiraiil or 2omethiing, let hiim take care of hiim2elf.

[voice]

[70ftandcounting]

[You just confused her]

But he said he didn't have many friends! I'm just helping!

[text]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

diid he 2ay he WANTED friiend2?

[70ftandcounting]

Yes!

[She...thinks.]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

you 2hould 2tiill let hiim do thiing2 at hii2 own pace, not everybody need2 friiend2.

*Sollux is still convinced friendship is a disease, after all.*

[70ftandcounting]

Why wouldn't they?

[thii2ii22tupiid]

2ometiime2 other people ju2t make thiing2 wor2e, 2ome people liike beiing alone better or are better off alone.

[70ftandcounting]

But...that seems so lonely. Wouldn't you get sad?

[thii2ii22tupiid]

NO.

[70ftandcounting]

[She did, in that tower all by herself...]

Really? Not even a little bit?

[thii2ii22tupiid]

not at all.

[70ftandcounting]

Well...I guess everyone is different...

[thii2ii22tupiid]

exactly, 2o don't a22ume you know what'2 riight for anyone el2e.

[70ftandcounting]

That's...that's not what I was trying to do...

[thii2ii22tupiid]

you were tryiing two do iit for kiid, he doe2n't 2eem two miind, but don't do iit for anybody el2e unle22 they tell you two.

[70ftandcounting]

I was just trying to help!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

...that'2 what ii ju2t 2aiid.

*WTF is wrong with this girl, she keeps repeating things at him.*

[70ftandcounting]

No, I mean -- I wasn't trying to dictate what was best for him, I just...want him to be happy. That's all.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

but you triied wiithout knowiing iif iit wa2 really what he wanted.

*God, this is just...*

you know what, nevermiind, maybe 2omebody el2e can explaiin iit two you, ii'm done here.