70ftandcounting | [voice]

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[Her post starts out brightly cheerful.]

Good evening everyone! There's someone I want you all to meet, alright? He's really nice, and he needs friends. He's a little shy, but don't be afraid to come up to him, alright?

His name is Kid, and he's got really light hair -- white, even! -- and he looks really young, but I think he's older than me, maybe!

[A pause.]

Um.

Kevas?

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Um...

[How do press replay?]

Kid! He needs friends, so I thought I'd help him out!

2o you wrote a...per2onal ad for hiim?

What's a personal ad?

iit2 an ad where people a2k for romance.

...What?

[IS THAT WHAT SHE'S DOING!?]

what? that'2 what iit look2 liike.

B-but I'm not.

then tell her two knock iit off, iit miight not do any good but iit2 worth a try.
or po2t 2omethiing of your own to counter it.

She's just being nice though. I mean all she wants to do is help.

...whatever.

That is not what this is for! Don't listen to him!

That's not what I want people to think is going on.

But it isn't what's going on!

[Now she feels TERRIBLE.]

Alright, if you're sure.

[He's trusting you on this one cause he doesn't know what he's doing.]

It's not what I was trying to do! I promise!

Okay, hope everyone else knows that.

They...they will.

But that isn't what this is!

then what would you call iit, becau2e you ju2t po2ted a2kiing people two get two know hiim, iit look2 liike the 2ame thiing two me.

It's just for friends, Sollux! Not -- not dating!

hone2tly, iit all 2eem2 the 2ame two you human2 2ometiimes.

It is not!

ye2 iit ii2, 2ome of you people want two be everyone's moiiraiil or au2piice, iit doe2n't work that way.

I don't want to be anything! I just want him to have friends and be happy!

[SOLLUX WHY SO MEAN]

exactly.

*Sorry, Punzel, that still sounds like ~~one of the weird forms of troll~~ romance to him.*

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right'o :3 mine are still text

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