[voice | dated to some time after Barti's post]

[70ftandcounting]

K-Kevas?

[Ever since she'd given him her jar after Bartimaeus had pawned his off on her (and immediately started acting strange), Rapunzel herself started feeling...off.

She needed the troll right now. :c]

Where are you? I -- I need you.

[She swallows, and whispers.]

I think I love you.

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[drinkuntilidie]

[Oh come on Rapunzel don't do this. You're making him feel horrible.]

I love joo like any mon would love his one of his liddle ones, but I ain't be in love wid joo.

[70ftandcounting]

[Welp. Meltdown in 3...2...1...]

B-but--! But I--!

[BURSTS INTO TEARS.]

But I love you, Kevas! I love you!

[drinkuntilidie]

[OH COME ON!]

Sunshine...Sunshine don't cry now. It gonna be alright. I be sure joo gonna fuhget all 'bout dis in no time.

[At least he really hopes so.

Kevas pets her head trying to calm her down a little.]

[70ftandcounting]

[No man these are serious bone rcking sobs. Hysterical waterworks, honey.]

B-b-b-but Kevas--!

[drinkuntilidie]

[Whatever messed up her cute little head he sincerely hopes it's not permanent.]

Shhh, don't cry Sunshine. Dere be a whole lot bettah mons out dere den met.

[Although he kind of hopes she doesn't just yet. Her and dating are two things he hopes stays separate for a while. The girliemon is naive enough as is.]

[70ftandcounting]

[Worst day ever.]

But I love you! You Kevas! Just you!

[Wail]

[drinkuntilidie]

[He's sorry!]

Joo be sure 'bout dat? Really sure?

[By the Loa he hopes no one sees this.]

[70ftandcounting]

Completely sure! So sure! I promise, Kevas!

[Oh God.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas sighs.]

Alright Sunshine just give me a liddle time to t'ink 'bout all dis alright?

[Or enough time for him to stall so he can figure out what's wrong with her and fix it.]