[voice | dated to some time after Barti's post]

[70ftandcounting]

K-Kevas?

[Ever since she'd given him her jar after Bartimaeus had pawned his off on her (and immediately started acting strange), Rapunzel herself started feeling...off.

She needed the troll right now. :c]

Where are you? I -- I need you.

[She swallows, and whispers.]

I think I love you.

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[70ftandcounting]

Yes!

[Laughing, now.]

Yes. I'm just fine.

[No more kisses for now, and she's just standing there with her arms around him and holding him.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas gently pets her hair but all of this is starting to feel a little awkward.]

Alright, dat be good, but uh....Sunshine joo be actin' a little more diffrent from usual.

[Like, crazy different.]

[70ftandcounting]

[Everything is going to be okay, because she's in his arms and safe.]

Different? How?

[drinkuntilidie]

[He's just going to carefully pry her off of him.]

Well joo be a lot more touchy feely den nuhmal.

[70ftandcounting]

[NO KEVAS DON'T]

Really? [She ponders this, and locks her arms around him. NO.]

I'm just trying to make sure you know how much I love you.

[drinkuntilidie]

[Oh sweet Loa she's clinging more than a koala...not that Kevas even knows what a koala is.]

Right, I care about joo too Sunshine.

[Okay there's no ignoring it this time. HOW DOES HE EVEN HANDLE THIS? WHAT'S GOING ON?]

I just ain't be sure if joo really know whatchu be sayin'.

[70ftandcounting]

[She just laughs and hugs him again.]

Don't be silly Kevas! Of course I do!

[drinkuntilidie]

[Her arms will have to get tired eventually.]

Alright Sunshine, joo do remembah dat I be havin' a wife right?

[Please let that put some sense back into her head.]

[70ftandcounting]

[NEVER]

A wife?

[Does not compute.]

You're so silly, my wonderful troll!

[drinkuntilidie]

[FFFFFFFFFF]

Oh come on Sunshine I know I told joo dat.

[This is getting beyond ridiculous.]

Listen, joo know I love jah. Joo be apart of da family, but we ain't be in love like dat.

[70ftandcounting]

[Her face crumples.]

Y-you...you don't love me?

[drinkuntilidie]

[Oh come on Rapunzel don't do this. You're making him feel horrible.]

I love joo like any mon would love his one of his liddle ones, but I ain't be in love wid joo.

[70ftandcounting]

[Welp. Meltdown in 3...2...1...]

B-but--! But I--!

[BURSTS INTO TEARS.]

But I love you, Kevas! I love you!

[drinkuntilidie]

[OH COME ON!]

Sunshine...Sunshine don't cry now. It gonna be alright. I be sure joo gonna fuhget all 'bout dis in no time.

[At least he really hopes so.

Kevas pets her head trying to calm her down a little.]

[70ftandcounting]

[No man these are serious bone rcking sobs. Hysterical waterworks, honey.]

B-b-b-but Kevas--!

[drinkuntilidie]

[Whatever messed up her cute little head he sincerely hopes it's not permanent.]

Shhh, don't cry Sunshine. Dere be a whole lot bettah mons out dere den met.

[Although he kind of hopes she doesn't just yet. Her and dating are two things he hopes stays separate for a while. The girliemon is naive enough as is.]

[70ftandcounting]

[Worst day ever.]

But I love you! You Kevas! Just you!

[Wail]

[drinkuntilidie]

[He's sorry!]

Joo be sure 'bout dat? Really sure?

[By the Loa he hopes no one sees this.]

[70ftandcounting]

Completely sure! So sure! I promise, Kevas!

[Oh God.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas sighs.]

Alright Sunshine just give me a liddle time to t'ink 'bout all dis alright?

[Or enough time for him to stall so he can figure out what's wrong with her and fix it.]