[Never be alone? Rapunzel, that is cute and Bartimaeus actually does not call you on that wee little detail called "your natural lifespan" being quite short compared to his.
What he does do, however, is stare rather suspiciously at the package before very carefully taking it.]
You, of course, mean that as in the spirit of everything that's not Santa. You didn't happen to employ little children to make this, did you?
[Otherwise, they could having words about certain sweet fairytale princesses - oh, yes, he's seen the hair and he knows stories about ridiculously long-haired maidens and many things that could entail (usually a national shortage of scissors).
Bartimaeus does give her the benefit of the doubt by carefully opening it.]
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What he does do, however, is stare rather suspiciously at the package before very carefully taking it.]
You, of course, mean that as in the spirit of everything that's not Santa. You didn't happen to employ little children to make this, did you?
[Otherwise, they could having words about certain sweet fairytale princesses - oh, yes, he's seen the hair and he knows stories about ridiculously long-haired maidens and many things that could entail (usually a national shortage of scissors).
Bartimaeus does give her the benefit of the doubt by carefully opening it.]